the sinner is red

pppinngerrrr

2004-11-16T17:04:32Z

its 300am and im fucked. chopped out of my head fuck rolexs are good al keeps coughing we went for a ride steem is neded

keep the sprit alive, reach for the lazers and be different, kill people

ils_ptc_opt @ 2004-07-12T17:06:00

2004-07-12T06:30:48Z

i know its a bit late but.....

RIP THE SYSTEM
BEZERKER

i fucked the school hardcore and there's nothing they can do about it.
punishing us because we look different, have piercings, have saddistic dreams of killing teachers and student i mean come on people we are only human.

oi cunts

2004-03-07T01:46:20Z

CUNTSACT: the act in which everyone is invited to a party, bar two, who are left out for no good reason. (an act always performed by cunts)

ils_ptc_opt @ 2004-02-10T16:38:00

2004-02-10T06:41:24Z

*MuZiQ*
(1) Using band names, singers and what not spell out your name:

M use
A Perfect Circle
R ancid
T ool
I nxs
N ine Inch Nails

(2) Have you ever had a song written about you? not that I know of.. .
(3) What song makes you cry? none
(4) What song makes you happy? many a song

*ApPeArAnCe*
(1) Height: 6 2"
(2) Hair color: blackish
(3) Skin color: white
(4) Eye color: brown green.
(5) Piercings: My ear and lip
(6) Tattoos: none

*@ Da MoMeNt*
(1) What colour pants are you wearing?: black
(2) What song are you listening to?: january -goldfinger
(3) What taste is in your mouth?: ciggerette
(4) How are you? meh

*Do YoU*
(1) Get motion sickness?: nope
(2) Have a bad habit?: I'm sure we all do..
(3) Get along with your parents?: sometimes
(4) Like to drive?: Yeah

*F a V o R i T e S*
(1) Book: hormer - illiad
(2) Non alcoholic drink: jolt creaming soda
(3) Alcoholic drink: butterkotch
(4) Thing to do on the weekend: get happy

*HaVe YoU*
(1) Broken the law: most people have...
(2) Ran away from home: nope
(3) Snuck out of the house: yeah.
(4) Ever gone skinny dipping: only when I was little.
(5) Made a prank phone call: Yeah,
(6) Skipped school before: yep
(7) Been in a school play: Yeah,

*LoVe*
(1) Sex: male
(2) Girlfriend: yes a lovley one at that
(3) Sexuality: metro ;p
(4) Children: none yet.
(5) Current crush: mmm.. I wonder...
(6) Been in love: yep
(7) Been hurt: yep
(8) Your greatest regret: no point living in the past

*RaNdOm*
(1) Your cd player has in it right now: goldfinger
(2) What makes you happy: music and some people

*WhEn wAs ThE LaSt*
(1) Time you cried: probably about 1week ago(2) You got e-mail: A couple of days.
(3) Thing you purchased: weed

*YoUr ThOuGhTs On*
(1) Abortion: I think it's up to the "mother" but I don't see a problem with it because it's not like it's a real child yet and many pregnancies are lost in other ways anyway, so what's one more way? I know that seems really flippant, but think about it...
(2) Teenage smoking: It's their decision,
(3) Spice Girls: fffpp
(4) Dreams: i had one last night about killing mr legrady
(5) Goals in life? to be happy.

hmmm

2004-02-01T04:17:52Z

fuck im bored iam

ils_ptc_opt @ 2004-01-28T11:12:00

2004-01-28T01:12:33Z

great ive been diagnozed with acute-depression and given some bullshit tablets which make you quote "droopy in the downstairs department" so thats just FUCKING brilliant.

ils_ptc_opt @ 2004-01-27T16:23:00

2004-01-27T06:22:46Z

im quite bored school was shit, i want to be on hols.

ils_ptc_opt @ 2004-01-10T17:11:00

2004-01-10T07:17:06Z

a wise old man once told me,'get out of my fucking room you little shit'. and in some ways he was right,

when injustice becomes law resistance becomes duty.

so sweet so fine so polite too.

come in and see the good good good guys pay cash and we'll slash the prices.

hmmmmmm. hmmmmmm. hmmmmmmm.
any one want some free baise

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-12-25T23:03:00

2003-12-25T13:09:02Z

[3 things you're grateful for this year]
[1] my friends
[2] food
[3] butterkotch

[3 things that were awesome this year]
[1] rapid
[2] tims first party
[3] trippin every wednesday

[3 things that were crap this year]
[1] school
[2] home
[3] passing out

[3 things you wanted to do this year]
[1] get a job
[2]go to livid
[3]eat pastrami

[3 things that you regret doing this year]
[1]2 e's at tims 2nd
[2]passing out so much
[3]eating dip straight

[3 things you want to do next year]
[1] reel big fish concert
[2] frenzal concert
[3] get more ripped and more drunk and more buzzed than anyone has been before.

Post.Statement. dyed hair black

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-12-10T12:20:00

2003-12-10T02:23:39Z

ive just read the goldfinger album cover for open your eyes, shit its evil it makes me want to go veg. i have really bad bong over. i keep tripping and hearing people talking but no ones there. just checked my emails one was really good all the others were fucking chainmail.it really shits me, meh i tierd im gonna go to sleep now

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-12-08T20:33:00

2003-12-08T10:48:11Z

1. What music are you currently listening to? nothing

2. Right now,who is your favorite band? i dont have favorites
-favorite male singer? as above

-favorite female singer? as above

3. Do you think the type of music a person listens to tells a lot about them? sometimes like when a person changes their taste in music just to follow a trend

4. Does music play a large part in your life? Definitely
5. What is your favorite cd at the moment? well ive been listerning to RHCP-best of & radiohead- kid A alot lately

6. What is your all-time favorite song?i like just-radiohead alot.

7. What song could you listen to when you're having a bad day and immediately start feeling better? friday come five -bob evans

8. Is there any song that reminds you of yourself? mabey a little nofx-bob or bob marley-fussin and fightin

9. What song reminds you of your best friend or your friends in general? friday come five- bob evans or tangled up in blues- the BOB (mr d)

10. In cars, do you generally listen to cds or the radio?
radio

11. What radio station to you most often listen to in your city? Triple J

12. Would you change your radio station to accomandate a passenger in your car if they didn't like your type of music? get yer girl checked

13. Do you ever change other people's radio stations without asking? not really i rarely have to
14. Do you skip radio stations after one song comes on that you don't like? no i aint no tom

15. Do you download music? nope

16. Do you think it's wrong to download music? no.

17. Do you burn cds? i have to, since i have no dough in the piggy

18. Favorite song from your childhood? no woman no cry- bob marley, led zepplin- kashmir

19. What song reminds you of summertime? RHCP- road trippin

-what song reminds you of winter? mar had a little lamb
20. Do you still listen to the same music that you did 5 years ago? not really, alittle

21. Do you consider yourself a musical person? no
22. Do you play any instruments? i try

24. What artist or band[s] would you say played the most in the background of your life? i really have difficulty remembering back.

25. What musical artist would you most like to meet? nick mason- pink floyd

26. What is your favorite line of any song? i like sex and candy

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-11-29T12:44:00

2003-11-29T03:08:45Z

Name: martin
Sex: male
Age: 16
Birthday: March 17st
Place of Birth: ummm.. dunno
Siblings: morgan, fanktilda
Parents: herb & charles
Pets: didge, raf, apparantly the bird has a name
Height: 6/3"
Hair Color: browm
Eye Color: yellow
Eye Color of Choice: black
Writing Hand: righty
Current Residence: fig tree pkt
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: twiching
Do you bite your nails?: all bar 1
Do you pick your nose?: no
Are you double jointed?: nope
Can you roll your tongue?: i can roll a smoke
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: no
Can you blow smoke rings?:yes
Can you blow spit bubbles?: not on purpose
Can you flare your nostrils?: dunno
Can you cross your eyes?: yep
Tattoos?: miniscle little tiny 1s
Piercings and where?: lip, top ear, soon tounge
Do you make your bed daily?: um no.

CLOTHES

Which shoe goes on first?: .. both?!
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: as much as i got
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: 3 rings 11 bracelettes 1 lipstud
What's sexiest on a guy?: a chick
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great? fuck off
favorite piece of clothing: marley jeans, nirvana shirt, frenzal rhomb shirt
Pajamas: nada

FOOD

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Twirl it!
Have you ever eaten Spam?: NO
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: herpes
how many cereals in your cabinet?: dunno, i don't eat cereal,
What's your favorite beverage?: cock sucking craig or just the butterscotch
What's your favorite restaurant?: the kitchen
What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: utensils? do hands count?
Do you cook?: yes

GROOMING

How often do you brush your teeth?: 2x a day
How often do you shower/bathe?: twice a day
How long does your shower last?: as long as possible
Hair drying method: naturally
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?: yes
Do you paint your nails?: yup. BLACK

Do you swear?: me swear fuckoff
Do you ever spit?: yeah bit i prefer to swollow

IN AND AROUND

The CD Player: white blood cells, the bends, kid a
Person you talk on the phone with the most: craigy
Ever taken a cab?: yeah. sure
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: why? because im so utterly attractive
What color is your bedroom?: white i want it padded and grey
Do you use an alarm clock?: naah
Name one thing you are obsessed with: glug glug glug
have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?: no but sex in water has always been a great fantasy of mine Anyone want to skinny dip with me?
Ever sunbathed nude?: not that i can remember
Window seat or aisle?: isle
LA LA LAND

What's your sleeping position?: fetal
What kind of bed do you like?: beddy beds
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yeah i do
Do you snore?: dunno im not normaly awake while im asleep
Do you sleepwalk?: could do it would explain alot
Do you talk in your sleep?: yeah..
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? no i prefer human girls
How about with the light on?: noo! i need darkness to sleep
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: yes need music
GIRL QUESTIONS

What do you look for in a guy?: big dick
What is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy?: as above
What do you think of cheating?: cheating is a crime, there is only one thing worse than a cheater, a rapeist
Makeup: occasional Black eyeliner.
Tell the truth: I hate people that lie,
WHICH IS BETTER

Coke or Pepsi?: which ever is cheaper
Oranges or apples?: neither blaaggh.
One pillow or two?: two
Deaf or blind?: Blind, can't see but i can still hear music!
Pools or hot tubs?: POOL!
Blondes or brunettes?: brunettes.
TV or radio?: both
Beach or pool?: Beach
Tic-Tacs or Certs?: What the fuck are certs?
Bath or shower?: depends who im with
Book or Movie?: Only if it's a good book...
Green or Red apples?: red
Nike or Adidas?: even if i wasnt deeply apposed to both of the i couldnt afford either so... neither

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

Took a shower?: about 30 minutes ago
Cried?: dunno
Talked on the phone?: this morning

THE FUTURE

Where do you see yourself in ten years?: gutter
Who are you going to be married to?: meg white
How many kids?: 5
Your profession: profesional doley
Future School: centrelink
Car of Your Dreams: one that works

a bit bout me

2003-11-19T10:43:53Z

1. Your name spelled backwards? nitram
2. Where were your parents born? brisbane i think
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? windows internet explorer
4. What's your favorite restaurant? i like the table at a party with all the food
5. Last time you swam in a pool? 1/2 hour ago
6. Have you ever been in a school play? dunno
7. How many kids do you want? dunno
8. Type of music you dislike most?? opera
9. Are you registered to vote? fuck yeah thats why nigel freemarijuana is in office, he says with a hint of sarcasism
10. Do you have cable? no i dont even have a big tv
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nup
12. Ever prank call anybody? yes myself
13. Ever get a parking ticket? no
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? FUCK YES.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? germany mabey dubai
16. Do you have a garden? my mum has a garden.
17. What's your favorite comic strip? comics are funny
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? i know the words to national anthem
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower at both
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? clockwork orange
21. Favorite pizza topping? food
22. Chips or popcorn? popcorn
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? if i wear lipstick mits black blue
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? i've never been that desperate to get high
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? one time when i was playing monopoly
26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? the one with bubbles
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? polls?
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? i hate tomatoes, i like tomato sause
31. Have you ever won a trophy? no stop fucking rubbing it in
32. Are you a good cook? fuck yeah my fish finger sandwiches and deep fried pie burgers are to die for
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? pump my own gas as in.....fuck my self?
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no
35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? no!dont work
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? condoms
38. Ever thrown up in public? fuck yeah most weekends
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? I don't believe in love, i would like to get money for mods
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
41. Can exs be friends? yeah
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? tom meys
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? fuck yeah my pubes were like a fucking afro and i had phat dreads
44. What message is on your answering machine? it did say, if we know you leave a message if not fuck your self, till morgan changed it
46. What was the name of your first pet? mickey the fish (it was a mouse)
47. What is in your purse? u mean wallet? rollies, doms, 5er if im lucky, my pericers card
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? smoke
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? finding $10

first post in god knows how long

2003-11-06T07:13:50Z

hmmm. i need to get used to this. dude my life rocks. this is the only time ive been close to satisfied. the good things are as follows:
i get drunk every weekend at least 2 times,
i get stoned every weekend at least 2 times,
i get stoned every wednesday,
my freinds are awesome,
i get free speed,
but i need more money
and there is one more thing...
.......................

my poem not worth reading

2003-09-03T10:33:15Z

there once was a cat
who slept on a mat
it got really fat
because it ate my rat

my rat was cool
it drank my drule
it pissed in the pool
and had a massive tool

now my rat had a mother
who inturn had a brother
who was a pluver

he swooped and swoped
but never hopped
he often chopped
till his cap was popped

so the mad gunner
did a runner
man it was a bummer
when he did chunder

his yack was alive
to rule it did strive
till he took a dive

he was over thrown
by a great bone
this bone had a cone
which made him moan

the effects of the smoke
made him choke
till he met a bloke
who also took a toke
the end

my story

2003-08-27T08:01:44Z

i think ill write a story.
once apon a time there was a boy called /. now / wasnt the smartest boy alive but he was smart enough to memorize pie to the 30 place. see it went something like this. cheese bacon egg onion lettus ham bree beef carrot radish pork pastery cheese bacon egg onion lettus ham bree beef carrot radish pork pastery cheese ham fish chicken poo turds pastery. now having lernt pie / decided to progress to steak but couldnt because the sauce was too complex. catateinttinlinilnnin innsnn akk biiinntiiciihkk. freudien slip sorry. so as i was saying one day / met the she devil and she used him for sex just like a classic she devil does, and trust me this she devil has experiance. so she left him and another man for dead. the end

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-06T20:25:00

2003-07-06T10:22:04Z

I BELIEVE IN PAIN HOWEVER IT IS DISGUISED, SO YES i BELIEVE IN LOVE

beths party was mad

2003-07-06T08:21:44Z
beths party was so awesome. or atleast i had fun, so did tom and heather. twas funny this morning tom has the biggest hicky ive ever seen on a guy right on his neck its really visable. anyway terry's like fuck me the mozzies were big last nite. id have been afraid to put my drink down if i were you tom. me and tom are like wtf are you on and he's like nuthing its just the size of the bite mark on toms neck. and tom was so embarresed he had to steal my sisters make up to cover it up before he went home. anyway im still trippen coz ive been smoking up all arvo. p.s soffie and todd looked like they were having fun too ;).

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-03T20:33:00

2003-07-03T10:28:33Z
bye for now everyone, im off to throw petrol into the already blazing emotional fire that is my liver, metaphore's i've not resorted to drinking petrol.

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-03T20:27:00

2003-07-03T10:20:36Z

You are Gambit!

You are a fierce fighter and a good friend to have.
Your preference for solitude and your
attractiveness make you very intriguing to
those you meet. Unfortunately, close
relationships are few and far between for you
because you often have trouble opening up to
others, you also want to die and soon will.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-03T19:58:00

2003-07-03T09:53:58Z
i badly sprained my ankle it looks cool. it hurts. www.bmezine.com
Q.what do you get when you cross a model with a stripper?
A. a boner

he died with a felafel in his hand

2003-07-02T01:16:14Z
there once was a man who jacked off so much that he started falling in love with his hand. He named it muriel, he started talking to it. eventually it started talking back. everynight he used to dress it up in it's own little clothes and would go down on him. After a year of this he awoke one night in a cold sweat. He was awoked by the sound of vigorous and passionate love making comming from his neighbour's appartment. Feeling a burning sensation on his wrist. He glanced to where his beloved hand used to be, but now there was just a stump. In shock he stumbled out to the hallway. peering into his neighbour's room he saw his beloved muriel going down on his neighbour. moral of this story.... don't love anything especially your appendiges

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-01T14:40:00

2003-07-01T04:34:05Z
FUCK

ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-01T14:12:00

2003-07-01T04:07:45Z

Sig Sauer P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special.
Beautiful and reliable but can still scare the
living bejesus outta anyone.

What handgun are you?
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ils_ptc_opt @ 2003-07-01T14:04:00

2003-07-01T03:56:41Z

::grumblegrumble:: *gnaw on Robitussin bottle*

What pisses you off?

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